We help brands blow up — the legal kind, not the FBI-watchlist kind.

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(Because we're fancy)

You Run the Business.
We Weaponize the Internet.

Branding, content, code, strategy, and automation, built for those brave enough to survive the AI race in this algorithmic wasteland. Because visibility without conversion is just contemporary art — confusing, and mostly ignored. The algorithm doesn't care about your feelings. Luckily, we do — a little.

Let's Talk →

— or DM "FIX" if that's more your style.

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WHAT WE DO (AND DO WELL)

Automation

Branding

Code

Content

Strategy

Because clicking "send" manually is for peasants.

We make systems that make money while you sleep. Emails, CRMs, chatbots — built so eerily efficient, they'll make you question if you're still needed.

For when your identity crisis needs a logo.

Unforgettable. Strategic. Sharp enough to cut through the noise. We craft identities that don't just stand out — they stand their ground.

Pixel-perfect weapons of mass conversion.

Pixel-perfect websites that don't just look good — they perform. Fast, functional, and optimized for conversion. Because what's the point of pretty if it doesn't pay?

Crafted to sell, not go viral with pity shares.

We don't chase trends; we create assets. Every word, every frame, every caption has one job: to sell without screaming.

A plan so sharp, the Allies used it for D-Day.

We don't guess. We reverse-engineer success. Clear steps, measurable outcomes, and no fake inspiration quotes in sight.

Why AF&U

You've posted. Prayed. Boosted. Cried. Maybe even hired Vlad from Fiverr (bless him). Still no leads — just a content graveyard and a reel with 2 likes, your mom and Deepak.

You've tried social media managers, friend-of-a-friend freelancers, big agencies with junior interns... Yet your DMs are quieter than your ex after you sent the "we need to talk" text.

We get it. You're not looking for another marketing team. You're looking for results that don't ghost you mid-launch, mid-campaign, or mid-crisis.

We're AF&U. We've lived through Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, and MGK's punk rock crisis. We evolve. We adapt. We build systems that don't flinch — even when you do.

This isn't marketing for attention. This is marketing for outcome. And it works — even while you're asleep. Or drunk. Or both.

DM Us Now →

— or send us a smoke signal. We automate those too.