35 employees.
One of them eats.

AF&U is a marketing agency with a full roster and a payroll that doesn't sleep, doesn't quit and has never once asked to circle back. Every name below is real software running real client work. The job titles are honest. The headcount is technically a lie.

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How the list is decided
One rule: it has to be running in the business today, paid for out of our own revenue, on live client work. Nothing is here because a vendor asked, and nothing is here on a free trial. Where a tool only earns its place for one narrow job, the note says so. Where we dropped one, it moved to Severance at the bottom rather than quietly disappearing. Nineteen of the names below run no affiliate programme at all and are listed anyway, because the roster is meant to be the truth about how the work gets done.

Who runs it

One person, three workspaces, and a great deal of delegation.

Anthony Fares, founder of AF&U

Anthony Fares

Chief AI Officer · Founder

Hires fast. Fires faster. The only one on the team with a lunch break.

Leadership

Six direct reports. Each one owns a function outright and answers for it.

Staff

Twenty specialists reporting into the six above. None of them attend meetings either.

Outside counsel

No direct reports. Each is the best in the building at exactly one thing and useless at everything else.

Severance

Let go without hard feelings: Cursor, replaced by Claude Code. Notion, replaced by Obsidian. Runway, replaced by Higgsfield. Ollama, replaced by a cheaper bill. A stack you never fire from is a stack you stopped auditing.

Want a team like this without hiring one?

That is the product. We bring the roster, the wiring and the receipts. You bring a brand brave enough to be specific.

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